Sue Adores a Scallop
Sue Adores a Scallop
Meet Scalloped Sue
Some tables you set. This one you set the scene around.
Hand-finished, softly scalloped, quietly show-stopping. Pour the rosé, text the group chat, and let her be the prettiest thing in the room — made for long afternoons and later-than-planned nights. The game, the gossip, the one-more-round.
The clever part
Beautiful out.
Gone when you are done.
Here is the thing no beautiful game table is supposed to do: she folds flat. All the drama of a dedicated table on game night, then she slips into a closet, under a bed, or behind a door the moment the last tile is played. All the beauty. None of the footprint.
A generous 35″ square
Room for the whole ritual.
Space for your heirloom leatherette mat and everything around it — racks, dice dish, coasters, everyone’s glasses, and your NMJL card. Nothing crowded, nothing left off the table. Turned bobbin legs, a hand-shaped scalloped apron, a smooth painted finish.
Hand-built in Tennessee
Made by hand,
one at a time.
Every Sue is built to order in a small Tennessee workshop — cut, assembled, hand-painted and finished one table at a time. No warehouse, no pallet of identical tables waiting to be picked. Yours does not exist until you order her, and then someone builds her. That is why she takes six to eight weeks, and why she will still be in your family in thirty years.
See her fold
Thirty-five inches open.
Five and a half inches flat.
Legs fold into the frame. No tools, nothing to assemble — about twenty seconds, start to finish.
The details
Good to know.
Hand-built in Tennessee, made to order +
Every table is hand-built in Tennessee and made to order in your chosen finish — cut, assembled, painted and finished one table at a time. Please allow six to eight weeks to receive your table. Hand-finished, so each one carries small, beautiful variation that makes it only yours.
Dimensions and weight +
35 inches wide by 35 inches deep by 30 inches tall, seating four with room for your mat and the full setup. She folds to 5.5 inches thick and weighs 40 pounds — light enough for one person to carry and set up alone, solid enough that she does not shift mid-game. Folded, she slides under a bed or behind a door between games.
Shipping +
A flat $295 anywhere in the lower 48, however far she has to travel. She ships packed and insured — a sturdy, hand-finished table deserves better than bubble wrap and good intentions. Ordering more than one table adds a shipping charge for each. We are not shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, US territories or APO/FPO addresses yet, and not internationally.
Finishes +
Marshmallow is the standard finish. Pearlescent Marshmallow, Dusty Rose and Sultry Sage are optional upgrade finishes, priced at checkout.
Payment plans +
Split your table into monthly payments at checkout with Shop Pay Installments — terms from three to twenty-four months. No application required; you will see your exact rate and monthly payment before you commit to anything.
Offered through Affirm. Rates from 0–36% APR. Subject to eligibility; your terms are shown at checkout.
Care +
Wipe with a soft, dry cloth. For spills, blot with a barely damp cloth and dry straight away. Avoid harsh cleaners, abrasives, and standing moisture.
Can she go outside? +
For an afternoon, yes. Sue is sealed for protection and she is perfectly happy on a covered porch or a patio for the length of a game. She is an indoor table that visits outside — she is not an outdoor table. She should never be left out overnight, and never in wind, rain, or even light precipitation. We seal her well, but we cannot guarantee against wear that comes from leaving her in the elements.
Hand-built in Tennessee